Dead of Night

On the road between the two main towns of Tasmania is a farm filled with dead trees. I tended to notice them as I drove by every few months.

One random night, I decide to drive down to this dead tree farm with my camera and a construction light. I sneak my car off the road and hop the farmer's fence, feeling impish, as a vivid memory flashes of the time I got chased off an apple farm in Tasmania by a gunshot (not without reason).

I walk, cautiously, in the moonless dark, with my camera and my light, to the first dead tree. Suddenly I'm flushed with the feeling of being watched. Looking around, to my surprise, I see that I am actually being watched. A sea of bright eyes are staring at me. I freeze stiff, my eyes trained on eyes trained on me.

Gradually, then suddenly, I see the faint silhouettes of sheep. A couple dozen of them probably wondering, like me a second ago, what the hell they are looking at.

I find my way to the first dead tree, a few sheep following behind, and set up the construction light. I turn it on while keeping a keen eye on the farmer's house, hoping his light doesn't also turn on. Nothing.

I line things up and take a picture. Except nothing happens. No click. Try again. Nothing.

Profanity flows as my cold, dexterity-failing fingers fiddle with the camera controls. But neither fiddling nor profanity works.

So at this rather strange moment, shivering on a farm in the middle of Tasmania in the dead of night, in the company of creepy sheep and creepier trees, my camera is bricked.

Lucky I had my phone.